Immediately after the Cleveland Indians’ 4-2 victory Thursday night, manager Manny Acta was angrier than a three legged dog trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake. “Jason Donald almost blew the damn game for us. We put the take sign on when he went down 0-2 with the bases loaded in the sixth. We couldn’t afford a double play then. That clown hacked twice before he had the sense to strike out. The failure to execute the little things can kill a ball club. We dodged a bullet, but I am not pleased.”
The Savior went three for four, and Matt LaPorta hit a home run. When he crossed the plate, he pointed at Acta and asked, “Can a retard do that?”
In other news, our old friend Orlando Cabrera is struggling with the Giants with a .490 OPS. However, Alex White was very sharp in his latest rehab start, allowing three hits, a walk, and no runs over 7.2 innings pitched. This was his third start in a row not allowing a run. Chris Antonetti was not available for comment because he had locked himself in a dark room with no windows.
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