Why did this good looking U.S. patriot purchase a WBC Team Canada shirt from the discount rack at Peoria Stadium?
A. Because Team Canada won the scrum versus Team Mexico, and it is always a good thing when a first world country smacks around a third world country.
B. He looks good in red.
C. He was very drunk.
D. The tanks are about to roll!
Dead Religions 
ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
I am going for “E. Volunteer Firefighter training.”
To enhance your sunburn?